HEDGEBOY 8

bonjour bonjour,

HOW TO EAT RAW EGGS!

I got this recipe from Horatio and Luigi, two Italian guys aged 63 and 64:

2 egg yolks (you dont need the white bit, leave in a puddle somewhere)

2 spoonfulls of sugar

leave for 5 minutes until frothy add juice of half a lemon drink,skol, etc

I have been following this procedure for the past 2 weeks. It is fantastic. It enables you to cycle over alps and up mountains. I cycled 75 miles yesterday and I wasnt even stiff this morning (Im a bit worried about that, I think Ill see the doctor if it persists)

Hope everyone is well and enjoying things. I have just come from switzerland. fuck me, they like mowing. Im sure that every swiss person has at least one lawnmower. Its like a bloody golfcourse but with huge mountains of course. I bought a bread roll and some coleslaw and it cost so much money that I had to sleep in hedges for the next 3 days.

Switzerland is as expensive as it is expansive, and it is VERY expansive. Went to places like st moritz and chamonix, very nice. Not much snow though, I turned up in snow goggles and snowshoes and everyone just stared. . . now that makes a change. Hotfooted it to france where it is about a third of the price, custard creams 50p.

Alice is doing just fine, she has a new front tyre and she feels great. We are going to go South because it is raining again. Im in st etienne at the moment, I feel quite priveledged because Im on the only internet computer in the Loire valley. . . . very exclusive. Try the eggs thing, you think it is going to be vile, but its not.

Oh, I went swimming the other day and had to HIRE some speedos. I feel a bit sick even thinking about it. Does this make me gay?

lots of love (blokes er . . I mean girls)

adios amigos (blokes)

ps I would love to write to you all in person but I only ever get about half an hour . . . sorry. . . . wait there . . . no Im not! It makes it really easy.

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